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A husband and a wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up, but then the wife stops and says, "I don't feel like it, I
just want you to hold me." The husband says "What?" The wife explains that he must be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen that night and he might as well deal with it. So the next day, the husband takes her Christmas shopping at a big departmental store.
He walks around and he had her trying on three expensive outfits. She can't decide. He tells his wife to take all three of them. Then they go over to get matching shoes shoes worth 20,000 each, also to the jewelry section where she gets a set of diamond earrings. The wife is so excited. she thinks her husband has flipped out, but she doesn't are. She goes for a tennis, "but you don't even play tennis the husband said! well , okay if you like it then lets get it. You deserve the best for Christmas."
The wife is jumping up and down in excitement not believing what's going on. She says, "I am ready to go, lets go to the cash register." Just then, the husband stops and says, "No honey, i don't feel like buying all this stuff now." The wife's face goes blank. "No honey, I just want you to hold this stuff for a while." The look on her face is indescribable and she is about to explode and the husband says, "You must be in tune with my financial needs as a man."

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